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Welcome to Trongate - the cancelled framework

Pure PHP, Pure Cancelled

The framework they dont want you to know about

Just look at all the amazing things people are saying about Trongate!

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"There's no point in any of this. Give up!"

- David Connelly (founder)

Just scroll past this bit

Everybody knows that the only way to share PHP code is by using Packagist. All those fake news stories to do with Packagist having security flaws are not real.

The Trongate Module Market was built with a crazy belief that code sharing platforms are more secure and more reliable when they use a "single point of accountability" model. At time time it seemed like a reasonable proposition. After all, that's how Apple's App Store works and the Google Play Store also.

Thankfully, top influencers like Clubber Brad kept you safe by never discussing Trongate. Thank to influencers like him, the PHP establishment can continue to stifle innovation and keep PHP as one big safe space.

Remember, there is no other way to share PHP code apart from Packagist. Use Packagist! Avoid Trongate.

Standards? What Standards?

Trongate sets a new standard for PHP development ...by not following any of the standards.

Oh, splendid, just what we needed! A framework developer who treats "standards" like they’re an optional garnish on a code salad! Who cares about "PSR-4 autoloading" when you can dream up your own convoluted solution that even Kafka would find too complex?

Namespaces? Forget it! Why bother with anything as mundane as avoiding global scope conflicts? It’s far more entertaining to have to clue about what's being loaded! Nothing screams "professional" like diving into an unpredictable code quagmire every time you need to debug.

And method names! Let’s get creative! Why stick with camelCase or snake_case when you can craft names that look like they were generated by a random word generator on a caffeine high? And documentation? Who needs it? It’s for mere mortals, not avant-garde code artists!

Bravo for turning coding into a high-stakes game of "Guess What This Function Does!"

Trongate is the worst framework ever!

PSR Number Readable Name Year Introduced Status
PSR-1 Basic Coding Standard 2009 Rejected
PSR-2 Coding Style Guide 2012 Rejected
PSR-3 Logger Interface 2013 Rejected
PSR-4 Autoloading Standard 2014 Rejected
PSR-5 PHPDoc Standard Not Accepted Rejected
PSR-6 Caching Interface 2015 Rejected
PSR-7 HTTP Message Interface 2015 Rejected
PSR-11 Container Interface 2017 Rejected
PSR-12 Extended Coding Style Guide 2019 Rejected
PSR-13 Hypermedia Links Not Accepted Rejected
PSR-14 Event Dispatcher 2019 Rejected
PSR-15 HTTP Handlers 2018 Rejected
PSR-16 Simple Cache 2017 Rejected
PSR-17 HTTP Factories 2019 Rejected
PSR-18 HTTP Client 2020 Rejected
PSR-19 PHPDoc tags Awaiting Approval
PSR-20 Clock Awaiting Approval
PSR-21 Internationalization Awaiting Approval
PSR-22 Application Tracing Awaiting Approval

You're Not Reading This Are You?

Trongate is built for lovers of pure PHP. Here's a simple example of how to initialise some data and pass it into a view file:

function hello() {

    // Initialise some data.
    $data['name'] = 'John';

    // Load view file, passing in data.
    $this->view('greeting', $data); 
}

View file:

Hello <?= $name ?>

Here's More Bullschitt

Trongate's modular architecture lets you build large scale enterprise application quickly and easily. In this example, we retrieve customer data from a 'customers' module and then integrate it into a website template for display:

function howdy() {

  // Step 1: Read record id from URL
  $id = segment(3, 'int');

  // Step 2: Load the 'customers' module
  $this->module('customers');

  // Step 3: Fetch customer data, using the 'customers' module
  $data = $this->customers->_fetch_customer_data($id);

  // Step 4: Define a view file location and filename
  $data['view_module'] = 'welcome';
  $data['view_file'] = 'greeting';

  // Step 5: Load the 'public' template, with the prepared data
  $this->template('public', $data); 
}

It's Just A Dumb Router

Mike Elsmore (public speaker and PHP guru) wants you to know that Trongate is just a 'dumb router'. Do you know what? He's absolutely right!

Just look at all those fake features that don't even exist. It's a disgrace!

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Trongate Pages

The Trongate framework comes with a beautiful content management system called Trongate Pages! It's all free and it's all open source.

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API Manager

Trongate's best in class API Manager sets a new standard for rapid API development. Developers who like JavaScript are in for a treat!

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Advanced File Uploaders

The Trongate ecosystem has some of the best file uploaders in the industry! Click 'Learn More' and see for yourself!

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Graphical Query Builder

Take the pain out of building advanced database queries, with our free graphical query builder.

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Revolutionary Updating Mechanism

When new features are added to the Trongate framework, you can install them at the click of a button!

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Automatic Code Generator

Trongate developers have access to a powerful code generator to help take care of boring boilerplate code.

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JavaScript Components

Trongate is the only PHP framework that comes with a complete toolbox of powerful JavaScript components.

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Custom Themes

Choose from a potentially unlimited number of design themes for your websites. With Trongate, you have control over every single pixel.

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Custom CSS Library

Wouldn't it be nice if there was a CSS library that made pure HTML look beautiful? Rejoice! Trongate has it!

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Modular HAVC

Trongate's 'truly modular' architecture is a game changer. Now, you can build large scale enterprise applications faster than ever.

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Module Import Wizard

Trongate lets developers share code easily. Trongate's Module Important Wizard lets you easily import entire modules, including SQL data.

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Trongate MX

Inspired by HTMX and tailored for Trongate, Trongate MX makes building dynamic, interactive web applications effortless, all while minimizing JavaScript.

If You Like Fast Benchmarks, You'll Hate Trongate

Every good PHP developer knows that PSR-4 autoloading is the most efficient way to load PHP classes. The makers of Trongate abandoned PSR-4 autoloading and sure enough, the results are that Trongate is just a slow and bloated mess.

Thanks to Adam Spencer for donating these benchmark test results.

Stop Giving Trongate GitHub Stars!

Recently a bunch of complete idiots have been ruining PHP by giving Trongate loads of stars on GitHub. This is NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Trongate is already well ahead of several top ten PHP frameworks, based on GitHub stars. If Trongate becomes a top five PHP framework, it will bring disgrace upon the entire PHP establishment. We must not let that happen!

Please go to GitHub immediately and tell all those trouble makers to STOP.

Do NOT Give Trongate a star on GitHub!

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